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octalley:

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building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexlifts:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

fuckin morphed into usian bolt

God damn.

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexlifts:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

fuckin morphed into usian bolt

God damn.

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freexcitizen:

One of my favorite quotes

freexcitizen:

One of my favorite quotes

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

then buy your own fuckin cereal

ruinedchildhood:

Mom, Jesus did not die for you to bring home generic brand cereal.

then buy your own fuckin cereal

boburnhamdaily:

"Do you get back to see your family a lot? Do you go back to Massachusetts?"
"Um, yeah. I wanna get back to Boston more. I was supposed to go home for Easter, but, I’m sort of terrified of Easter, because… eight years ago I knocked out my two front teeth, during a blindfolded Easter egg hunt."

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cybergata:

© LYCS architecture  Cat Table designed to keep your cat off you keyboard.  Via TreeHugger

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buttwyatt:

david duchovny doesn’t know what frogs are

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Imprisoned for ten thousand years. Banished from my own homeland. And now you dare enter MY realm? You are not prepared…

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED.

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