I used to play a horrible practical joke on my dad growing up. When we were out in public I thought it was funny to make strangers believe he was physically abusive. Yeah, I know. When he’d make a sudden motion towards me for whatever reason, I would just be like.. [flinches] He’d get so mad he’d want to hit me for real but he couldn’t. I thought that was hilarious, until years later he told that story to my wife and she did it to me at the mall once. She only did it once though cause when we got home I beat the shit out of her.
— Dan Cummins