up!

Cross out everything you’ve done

      • Had beer
      • Smoked an entire cigarette
      • Done drugs.
      • Written on a bathroom wall.
      • Read a George Orwell book. 
      • Had a physical fight. 
      • Used Twitter.
      • Listened to Lady Gaga.
      • Been in a car accident. 
      • Gotten suspended.
      • Gotten expelled.
      • Been allergic to something.
      • Got a computer virus.
      • Touched a real gun.
      • Had a dog.
      • Had a cat.
      • Been pregnant.
      • Camped out
      • Swam in the ocean.
      • Wore a bikini
      • Driven a car
      • Been sent to the principal. 
      • Ever liked someone.
      • Failed a class.
      • Failed a test.
      • Went to summer school.
      • Got worse than a D on your report card.
      • Got A’s, A’s and B’s.
      • Read an entire book.
      • Recorded my own music. 
      • Had an xbox.
      • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
      • Wore fishnets.
      • Wore skinny jeans.
      • Hated someone.
      • Been cheated on. 
      • Cheated on someone.
      • Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
      • Worn makeup.
      • Lied to my parents about where I was going.
      • Had surgery.
      • Had my license. 
      • Been to college. 
      • Graduated high school.
      • Attempted suicide. 
      • Self harmed.
      • Worn colored contacts.
      • Painted my nails black.
      • Broken someone’s heart.
      • Had my heart broken.
      • Cried for an hour straight
      • Lost something very valuable.
      • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid. 
      • Broke a bone.
      • Gotten stung by a bee.
      • Eaten something bad/expired.
      • Threw up from being so drunk.
      • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.  
      • Danced with someone of the same sex.
      • Owned an ipod
      • Owned an iphone.
      • Fell for a best friend.
      • Stole a friend’s significant other.
      • Went far away from home for more than a week.
      • Moved out.
      • Ran away.
      • Had a job.
      • Been fired.
      • Lied to a friend.
      • Lied to a family member.
      • Had a Facebook.
      • Posted a video on Youtube.
      • Started a rumor about someone. 
      • Talked bad about someone.
      • Deliberately failed a test.
      • Been skinny dipping.
      • Counted to a million.
      • Counted to a thousand.
      • Ate rabbit meat.
      • Ate duck meat.
      • Had fast food.
      • Been to Church.
      • Been to Canada.
      • Been married. 
      • Had a divorce.
      • Broke a glass
      • Hugged someone today.
      • Texted someone today.
      • Received a phone call today.
      • Threw something out of the window.
      • Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
      • Wish you were somebody else.
      • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
      • Kissed someone
      • Been to a concert
      • Seen your favorite band live
      • Met a celebrity
      • Met your favorite band
      • Own more than 10 CD’s

(Source: fyeahsurveys, via gigantorandbowlegs)

ugh so I’ve been thinking these past few days like

“who is my otp”

well

it’s Max and Sherri

ugh those two

mom: hey can you call the-
me: NOPE
me: NO I CAN'T
me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OH MY GOD
me: OH GOD
me: NO SERIOUSLY DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS I'M GOING TO THROW UP I SWEAR TO GOD
me: I LITERALLY CAN'T OH MY GOD YOU DO IT I CAN'T DO THIS PLEASE